Penny Pinching
Feel like pinching pennys? We can help! We can give you tips about how to get out of paying for a round of beer, round of golf, or even a bill at a restaurant! We have employees that dress as police and come into the restaurant and fake arrest you right before the bill comes and many more!
Get your affairs in order!
Want to have an affair? we can help with that too!! Here at The Bank Of Keep we help you find women that don't mind being the "side piece" so you can get laid more often without even touching your wife/girlfriend!!
Interested in our services?
Let us give you a free consultation and see how we can enhance your life and earn you keep at the same time!