Presidential Candidate Denied by Bank of Keep

A prominent presidential candidate has expressed his admiration for the job Peter Patel has done in building up the Bank of Keep from nothing.  In fact this candidate, who goes by Don, claims he actually tried to buy out Mr. Patel but Patel said “I’m Keeping what’s rightfully mine.” Naturally Don, being the business mogul he is wasn’t thrilled but he respects Patel’s decision and the corporate structure of said business saying, “The Bank of Keep is a power house.  Actually it’s like a power house on top of another power house.  It’s like he built a Huge wall of powerhouses.”  But the real question here is, should Don be so focused on big business while running for office?  Or perhaps the bigger question, if a man of such great power and influence like Don wants a piece of this wildly successful company so bad, why haven’t you yourself invested in The Bank of Keep?

2 thoughts on “Presidential Candidate Denied by Bank of Keep”

  1. Peter,

    I don’t want to tell you how to run the bank, but just checking in to make sure other clients, adam hill, are held to the same stringent rules as I am. Adam Hill was expected in philly, and failed to show. Didn’t even leave a note. Please follow up on his account.

    James, there goes my keep, Kreibick
    What dont pies do????
    Coop Sinks Boats

    1. Coop,
      We are glad we have concerned customers that help us guide our regulatory practices of keep management. With that being said we do hold everyone to the same standards and regulations no matter what their ethnicity. Your concern will be noted and we are currently looking into this matter. On another note i believe you should be looking into methods of resolving your current keep crisis seeing that you are at -30. Here at The Bank of Keep we are not above shaming you into doing the right thing both financially and morally.

      Sincerely,
      Peter Patel
      Vice President of Keep

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